Hence my two cables...

We must have spies in our camp--otherwise how could this post from the Atlassian News blog so perfectly describe our situation?

The quality of tools on the web is increasing far faster than most “boxed” enterprise software, and those web tools are free or low cost, and available immediately, as opposed to going through a much more involved procedure to get access to tools on the inside, or convince IT to make them available. Hence my two cables...

And yes, I literally have two cables.